My granddaughter and I were hanging out one day when I started singing that song about having a million dollars. It’s adorably cute and I sometimes wonder what I would do if I ever came upon that much money.

Of course the only way to get that kind of money is to play the lottery, which I don’t. Not even a dollar a week. I figure I’ve won $52 a year because I don’t bite. But to be completely honest, when the lottery gets up into the billions I have been known to lay a fiver down because to win you have to meet them halfway and buy a ticket.

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